SALLY: Well, if you must know, it was because he was very jealous, and I had these days of the week underpants.
HARRY: Ehhhh. I’m sorry. I need the judges ruling on this. “Days of the weeks underpants”?
SALLY: Yes. They had the days of the week on them, and I thought they were sort of funny. And then one day Sheldon says to me, “You never wear Sunday.” It was all suspicious. Where was Sunday? Where had I left Sunday? And I told him, and he didn’t believe me.
SALLY: They don’t make Sunday.
HARRY: Why not?
SALLY: Because of God.